My Team Is Atrocious
The only things causing me more angst than my abysmal fantasy team right now are a) the equally embarrassing play of the Philadelphia Phillies (Charlie Manuel should be in a nursing home, not a major league dugout) and b) the fact that I've got 9 days to read Crime and Punishment for a book club that sounded like a great idea at the time (I was drunk).
As for Vinnies Pizzeria, I've got a closed-door meeting scheduled for 1:30 this afternoon. No media. No entourages. No hip hop. Just my staff and the players. It's not gonna be pretty, but neither has our performance on the diamond, if you can even call it a performance. I plan to stress the fundamentals. Yes, Pedro Martinez is a good pitcher, but you don't need to strike out 3 times in one game against him. That's overkill. At least do me a favor and ground out or something.
As for Vinnies Pizzeria, I've got a closed-door meeting scheduled for 1:30 this afternoon. No media. No entourages. No hip hop. Just my staff and the players. It's not gonna be pretty, but neither has our performance on the diamond, if you can even call it a performance. I plan to stress the fundamentals. Yes, Pedro Martinez is a good pitcher, but you don't need to strike out 3 times in one game against him. That's overkill. At least do me a favor and ground out or something.
posted by Anonymous at 10:28 AM
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