West Coast Swing

Metallic Pea General Manager Patrick O'Grady will be making an unexpected West Coast trip to address issues with his ball team. Although none of his players are facing West Coast opponents, O'Grady thought the Santa Ana winds might help clear his mind and help him focus on the devastating problems that plague his team.

"The plan is to get out to the desert for a few days, and commune with my spirit guide, Billy Martin," O'Grady said. "Maybe the great '1' will give me some insight to fixing my awful, awful team."

This is the latest plan in an effort to revive the Metallic Pea franchise. Hopefully it will be more effective than last week's debacle. A faith healer was arrested for breaking into the Yankees clubhouse and "laying hands" on the bats of Hideki Matsui and Alex Rodriguez. O'Grady has adamantly denied all ties to the healer.